Food you are my friend- I love you (smoother jelly donut over face)
Remember when the girls ran away from me in the school yard cause they were embarrased to have me in their group. Who was there for me? You were,chocolate chip cheesecake. You were.
When I studied my butt off for my Japanese exam, Watasha wa Hollie desu- hai, and I only got 52%, who was there? You were, can of condensed milk. You were.
When I was dancing at the local disco and having an awesome time until 2 guys started laughing at me… & not with me. Who was there? You were frozen chicken nuggets. You were
When my body aches from that time of the month, who is always there? You are Ben and Jerrys Super chuck NY fudge. You are.
When I had a bloody period accident in my school uniform and the girls teased me…. who was there? You are raw cookie dough. You are.
Where were apple, watermelon, and water? Hey? They disappeared didn’t they. What complete assholes.
