DATE ME- The musical February 4, 2010

Please date me -song copyright 2010

VERSE 1

I’ve a busy snail trail

I got pimples on my back

I have hairs on my nipples

& Hair between my crack

VERSE 2

I have chubby hands

I’ve in grown hairs on my chin

I’ve got wonky british teeth

& a wicked vagina smell

VERSE 3

I’m scared of rollerccoasters

I’ve got depression &

I’ve got anxiety

I’ve got ADD, PMS, and ABC… I don’t even know what that is but its Fucked up

BRIDGE-

But please date me x3

you have to date me

Ill even pay you

Do anything you want me to… except for that

I can pretend to be a school cheerleader

But you have to date me

Come one and date me

Thats all Im asking

I won’t charge a fee… unless thats what you’re in to…?

Go out on a date with me

CHORUS- (On knees and husky heavy metal voice)

I’m fuckin begging you

I’m fucking pleading

Im on my knees

don’t leave me hanging

fuckin date me

commmmmmmeeeeeeeee onnnnnnnnnnnnnn and fuckin’ DATE meeeeeeeeeeeeee.